Home

I was sitting in my room today listening to Michael Buble and trying to finish my paper. The song "Home" came on and I felt like I could relate to it very well. Except for the fact that I'm not in Paris or Rome, and I'm not missing my sweetheart.
SO...I rewrote the lyrics.

*Disclaimer -- most of this is a JOKE. Don't take it seriously.*

Another sunny day, has come and gone away.
At P.R.B.I.
And I wanna go home.
May be surrounded by, the student body
I, still feel all alone.
Just wanna go home...
Oh I miss you, you know.
And I am drowning in the homework that I have to do.
I'm stressing out, going crazy, and I am grumpy too.
I've got papers, book charts...
Man this is really tough.
I wish I could lie flat,
In the sun like a cat.
I'm sick of all the food,
I want some home cooking.
I hate sausages,
And I wanna go home.
I've got to go home.
Let me go hoooooooooooooooome...
I'm just to far,
From where you are
I wanna come home.
And I thought by now I would be somebody's wife.
But there is still no ring.
And it is already spring.
But I know that it will all turn out okay someday.
I'm coming back next year,
And then I will get that bling.
Another spring day has come and gone away
At P.R.B.I.
And I wanna go home.
Let me go home.
And I'm surrounded by, the student body
I, still feel alone
Let me go home. Oh I miss you, you know.
Let me go hooooooooooooome.
I miss my mom,
Can't wait to be done
I've gotta go home
Let me go hoooooooooooooome.
It'll all be alright.
I'll be home soooon.
I'm coming back home.